Thursday, May 23, 2013

Getting Huge

Seeing how the snow season is done, there ain't much for a single minded kook like myself to talk about these days.  And since I like going to the gym, for some stupid reason, Riley and I are about to embark on a 3 month mission to get fucking huge.  Yea, before, during and after photo's are about to grace the Tackledbox too.  
Anyway, we been talking supplements,  creatine, testosterone and tanning beds, so you know we're serious.  Our only problem is he just joined L.A. Fitness and I'm roped in over at Rain Fitness.  So we have a major problem.  In order for us to get huge, we need to be training partners.  I even told him he could wear them Vibram 5 finger shoes in the gym with Under Armour tee shirts and I wouldn't care.  But I think we've solved our problem.  THIS is what we're gonna train on.  The SnowBat, not to be confused with a Football Bat, cause nothings as bad as that. 

Hopefully this thing works, otherwise we're gonna have to hire Mike the bodybuilder for motivation.

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    1. Maybe The Capt'n can get in touch with RatBOy.

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  2. You're too old to get huge. (dbl dog dare ya)

    More fun to dump cash into the Summer Hummer and go wake_____

    Can't wait to see the next Precor FB post. B4 and After pics sound nasty, note to self, think twice before clicking RSS feed for TickelMyBox.

    While the internet is for trash-talking and pr0n, in reality, yours anyway... the gym goals probably are pretty important; after all, it is about longevity. With all that work stress, best to work it out before a heart attack or some lame crap like that.

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  3. snowbat?? were do these fucking clowns come from. jesus fucking christ start a crowdfunding campaign to buy a fucking clue.

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  4. Hey Snowbat, you know how I get my ass in shape for snowboarding is by fucking snowboarding. Want to get better at airs and butters, do airs and butters. How the fuck is this balance thingy going to make my butters better especially with a foam thing on the bottom of my board. Last time I buttered it was just my board on the surface of the box without some big ass lump under it?

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  5. Also it must be good because its filmed in artsy black and white.

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  6. Woah Forrest, easy on the anger bro. There's already one shitty snowboard site out there with some dude that's pissed off cause he can't get a job. We don't need another one of you out there. Go take a fucking picture already. Jesus.

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    1. Gooood. Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oy6DwHAi70

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    2. Use the force Forrest. And by that, I mean, use Union Force bindings, they'll make you snowboard better.

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    3. I shredded on the Union Gigi bindings this season. Whole family is on Union Binders.

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  7. 2 words...cock pushups

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJkcsOkRb0

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  8. Sorry Nose Dradamous, got a bit worked up, I love snowboarding and this set me off.

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  9. I actually thought it was a joke and laughed a little....and then stopped cold when I realized this NORT was serious.... should have done his research too, before he goes and steals a name from my people....always check urban dictionary brobat....


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowbat

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