Walkajogamoveathon

The annual Northbeach Walkajogamoveathon went down last week.  Milo won his class from 3rd to 5th grade, as well as setting the school record in 5th.  Lil brothers sole mission this year was to crush big brothers records.  Gnars won his class every year, and this year was no exception.   He won the 3rd grade deal with a couple laps up on the competition.

The whole school comes out for the awards, then they do a raffle for a shit load of prizes.

Then it came to the grand prizes.  The choice for the kids were a Kindle or a CAPiTA snowshredstick. Raffle announcer dude, who just got done eating a couple cheeseburgers goes "and now the grand prize choices!  A snowboard or my PERSONAL choice, a KINDLE!"  What the fat fuck didn't realize with his Big Mac clouded mind was, that even if the kid didn't snowboard, they could sell it and buy two stupid ass Kindle Fires.  This girl is obviously an honor student as she picked a winner.  Congrats kid.