Tuesday, April 05, 2011

eXtremeboat here we come

Steamboat, get ready. You got some ole goats coming back to relive the glory days. That's right, not only is Jason Krauth coming back to Steamboat with Roffe stretch pants, Scott Poles, a pony tail and K2 plank, so is Sabs, Milo, Griff and I.
This weekend it's the closing weekend in the boat and I haven't ridden there in 10 years. Stoked that we get to show lil guy all the old cat track to flat jumps that increase the strength in your knee's. Hoping that when we roll up to the Elk Head Transfer and Milo guinnie pigs it for us, that the only one of us that pussies out is Griff cause of his recent reconstructions and what not. But for some odd reason I think there will be more than one of us to ride away with our tail between our legs and a boat load of excuses.
Got a list of must do's while there such as:
Spinning the Inferno shot wheel, Kip Attaway happy hour, a shake at Johnny B Goods, breakfast at Sharons, chink food at Chelseas, watching all the local drunks at Dos, seeing Becker buy a beer and a 8 ball at the Tug Boat, leaving my snowboard at Powder Tools and pissing out the back door on the rental shop below, actually walking into the new Powder Pursiuts, getting a hot cookie, seeing Johnny Whisch talking to himself baked off his gourd snowboarding thru the tree's screaming "Boom" every two seconds, visiting Pinkermans grave site and leaving him a present, seeing Neon Deon and Joe Fucking Kelly bumping it up on Nelsons run at 50 years old and then still pulling 20 year old chicks at the bar, hitting all the walls on Broadway, wiggling across Griff Alley and the Aussie Outback, getting rictor in Wallyworld Extreme, dropping in on Christmas Tree Bowl and Chute 2, doing the Elk Head Transfer, hitting all the cat track jumps on Norther, shusshing thru the Ron Jeremy Tree's, riding pow down Twister Cane, wishing T-Bone was with us in the Boneyard chucking fs5 stales, gin and tonics made with vodka and soda at the Dappers, non drinking Carrigan, punching Rob Ruhl in the face, observing Tiff's new additions, Jarvis's moms salsa, hi5'n Kieth Liefer, seeing the Parks, riding pipe with the Snot Rocket, seeing JJFG (jewish Joey from the Grubsteak) and last but not least throwing rocks at that crazy bitch and Griffs soul mate, Carol.
Wish us luck, that's a bit to accomplish in 72 hours but I feel confident it's gonna happen.

4 comments:

  1. where is the LIKE button? have fun!

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  2. Thanks Loni, just added a "like" button. Yea bud. Missed ya today. Too good.

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  3. You forgot a coin toss.

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