Monday, October 18, 2010

Happy Birthday Milan

Sweatys kid turned 6 this weekend. Being the ONLY child that he is, the parents spoiled his ass and made the rest of us cheap asses look...cheap, by throwing the ultimate kid bash at a go-cart track.
Lil guys geared up and waiting to jump in the rigs.
Mac asked me after doing his two rounds of stunt car driving "Dad, can you sell the boat and buy us two go-carts?"
WHAT? Lil fucker got his name on a custom ass 95 Microscope? WTF.
Gums missed out big time as they have bitchen Adult Cars and he left before things really got good. The cars do 30+ on slick ass cement. All the dads got in a group and there was like 12 of us on the course at once. Plus two drunk ass Russian dudes that kept trying to T-Bone anyone and everyone. I made that Ruskie pay. Bigtime. America...FUCK YEA.
Piss Pup, these days when we leave the house, have to lock the Boar in the basement so he doesn't piss on the beds, couch or where ever else the old fucker wants too. I see him 6' under real soon.
Happy 6th Milan.

2 comments:

  1. Poor boar. That grumpy, psychotic fuck is so rad.

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  2. Hey, Gorio and I went to that same track about a month ago to check out a place for someone's bachelor party. I was tormented by a bunch of lame Ukrainian guys on the track. Hopefully they were the same guys you just killed.

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