Since we just got back from You-Tar, figured I'd drop some new found Mormon shit on ya.If you meet someone who you can't be sure of who he / she is: are they the devil in disguise? Are they OK? Are they a real person or are they an angel? ...Here is where our handshake comes in handily...
"The Sure Sign Of The Nail"
1 Suppose you meet someone and you think he may be the devil. Shake their hand the normal way.
2 If they feel like noting -- like air, you know immediately that this person is the devil or a spiritual being!. Act accordingly !
3 If they feel solid, like you or I, they may be probably OK, but we don't know for sure, do we? Try the secret handshake with this person If they reciprocate -- if they know the secret handshake -- they are an angel! If they don't know the secret handshake, they are surely a real person, because they feel solid.
4 If they refuse to shake, you can be certain you are dealing with a "Just man made perfect", * a male, who knows the secret handshake, but he nevertheless is not solid, and thus can't shake your hand.
Instructions given by Joseph Smith, Nauvoo, Illinois, February 9, 1843.
Sure as shit, Scott Blum didn't need no secret handshake for this God like handplant.
That website is jacked up and sure as hell shouldn't be used to represent the belief's of mormons. Propaganda. I think blum used a secret handshake with the coping.
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