Poor? No a thief.

So Mac's ski's got poached or left or whatever at the Pass back on March 29th. 2 days before his birthday. It was a rad powder day, we just dropped Korn off at the airport and scurried back to the hill to get some. Hooked up with Mervin Pete and had a couple beers. Ended up leaving the ski's at the hill or thought they got stolen. Whatever. I felt bad for Mac cause it was the end of the season, he was ripping and wanted to finish it out on ski's so ended up buying a new set from Porters.
So last Friday, I get a Facebook message from some dude I never met asking me what kind of ski's I lost cause he worked at the pass and found some under a foot of snow on March 31rst. We go back and forth and he does have Mac's ski's, come to find out that Security gave them to him 2 weeks after he turned them in. Well I had gone to lost and found for two weeks every God damn day looking for them with nothing. Then the dude tells me he has a 4 year old, and he just broke his snowboard and was wondering if I could hook him up with one as a finders fee. Hmmm a $400 snowboard for $200 ski's. Good deal.
Things started to seem a little fishy with the whole deal so I went to the head of security and in the end, ended up with this explanation. "Well, I think the whole thing is that he and his family don't have a lot of money and they wanted some ski's for his kid."
Are you fucking kidding me? You just condoned stealing. Which they did as the ski's sat in a corner of the security office with HIS name on them never making it to lost and found where people go to find their lost shit.
Fucking hicks rational. Must sound legit after a good puff of meth. Anyway we got em back and Wiener ripped shit up on em. So fuck you but thank you.