Seriously the Oh-Limp-Dick coverage is painful. Bob Costa's feathered hair really sets the stage too.

But still, I'm glued to the screen. So far Boarderdildo, Figure Skating and Women's Downhill are my top 3 events that I've watched so far.
I hate Boardercross, straight up, but there was no denying how rad it was watching Nate fucking straight out go for it and turn into a pile. Then have Wescott come from behind and murder it. eXciting!

And the babes downhill last night. HOLY SHIT. Them bitches got Tom Brokeoff'd. Hard.

Figure skating, well the shits as gay as it comes but I really enjoy the costumes. Now watching the dude tube finals was pretty good and all. Especially when the Tomato had shit wrapped and after a solid 5 minute frat boy hi 5 session with his meat head gum chewing coach decided to "send it." But the commentary and the coverage actually put Sweaty to sleep at the house. He finished the Mission Ridge demo, stopped by the cabin to watch the finals and slept thru it because of the X-treme coverage boar a thon. Any, congrats Tomato and Lago. You let your Flow go!

A couple more events I can't wait for is D-Rahlves in the Skiercross, and of course 2 man luge. Ha ha, who the hell thought up the sport of two man luge???!!!

I bet originally they had dudes going down the track like this.

Whatever, the Oh-Limp-Dicks are living up to their name.
I can only imagine what you googled to get that last pic...
ReplyDeleteand for the record: Costas is cool.
Oh shit, that Mask reference is ridiculously amazing.
ReplyDeletethem chicks wrecking was savage brutal. f that....
ReplyDeleteI think it was "man on man doggy style."
ReplyDeleteTeam Tonto/PK for gold in 2014. FFeeewww! Dammit, is that tuna can in your pocket is jabbing me in the kidney?
ReplyDeleteWant to go camping?
ReplyDeletecostas hair weave and face lift.. he looks a lot like dick clark now...
ReplyDeleteolympic coverage sucks and ice skating is UBER gay.............
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