"The CEO of the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association says U.S. Olympic freestyle skiers Daron Rahlves and Casey Puckett are recuperating at home and should be ready for the Vancouver Games."
Good thing he's making it here too, cause we got an important bet on the line with his ass winning Gold. WHEN he wins Gold, I throw away Mac's snowboard and one of my two rats ski's for the rest of their lives. Should Darron NOT get gold, his number in the cell phone gets erased, ski's get burnt and the snowboard gets broken in. Good luck kid.
WWFD. Srsly. I hope, for the sake of this Mac character, that this twoplankahwankah gets bodied on the starting gayte. Who are you to play G.O.D.?
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oh wait, i read it wrong: GO D-RON!
ReplyDeletefuck. I'm dying on the internet tonight.