Friday, August 07, 2009

Hey Guy, meet me at the Bucks and we'll get a Frappy!

6 Bentley's, 2 Ferrari's, 2 Maserati's, Bob Burnquist and Eddie Spagetti were peeped in 56 hours while down in So Cal. I went down on Monday morning to hook up with our man in the field, Skyler, for the start of the travel season roady visiting shops and seeing "what's up" out there. Along the way we saw 22 shops and got Todd Richards to give me his personal snowboard, autographed to boot. If that wasn't enough, I even bought a Speedo to swim laps in and a Power Balance bracelet for flexability and balance. Sucker.

"Dude, look at my store! There ain't a cool brand in here. I fucking look like a mall shop!"
Recession my ass, 300 plus sku's of sneakers on a wall!
Reto Lamm and Terje showed up in a Sushi shops bathroom.
Huntington Beach Pier.
Huntington Beach ass.

Venice Beach ass. "Bitch your ass so big, I can see it from the front!"
The Crapper Critic hits Liberty Board Shop. These are zero to ten ratings with a ten being the highest and bestest.
Softness of asswipes – 6
Cleanlyness of the bowl - 5, not bad, not good. Wouldn't be afraid to squat down on it, thats for sure.
Reading material quality – 9, old classic photo's, chicks on the wall, and ltd edition Leo Romero boards pushed the rating.
Reading room space – 9 I could really spread out in there.
Beat material present? 6, Didn't see any mags or anything like that, but plenty of girlies on the wall that would help get the job done.
Extras (hand soap, towels, potpourri, candles, air freshener) – 6, nice amenities.
Overall rating (10 is tops, 1 is shit) A solid 7.
PW in the house on rental sticks. RECOGNIZE.
Good Man Down. The guitarist from LIT's other band. I felt like I was at my 25 year high school reunion watching these dudes. Dick targets galore, jean shorts and Ed Hardy permiated the room. We met a bro waiting for them to come on: "Man I love these guys. You know how some bands are good musicians but suck live? Well these guys are awesome, their harmony is insane. Wait till you see them." They were a cross between Bryan Adams and some arena rock band. BEAT.
Eddie Spaggetti and Jordan Shapiro on the other hand, kicked ass. "Tonight you guys are in for a treat. Tonight we're not gonna be good, we're gonna be awesome!" Ed was on his way to Brazil to play for a bit.
Zoe.
"To Johan - May you always remain a Masshole! Todd Richards 09"The Boar doesn't give a shit that he's sleeping by the world champs board either.

1 comment:

  1. that HB ass shot reminds me that i wanted nothing more than to live in sunny socal as a young buck. probably still wouldn't have gotten laid, but would have had better spankbank material

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