Free 2010 CAPiTA Horrorscope Contest - Fur Reels This Time

So Chappy at Porters ran a contest on Burton's message board for a new CAPiTA snowboard. The rules of the contest were:

First off, ghey or not, the dolphin stays. In fact, it's still the focal point, it's just that the mandatory "man up" tattoo factor (or "idiot up" depending on how you look at it) has been greatly reduced.

1. The contest is for the funniest / most unusual use of a dolphin in a photo or a video. Think comedic juxtaposition or ask Ninety-Roll what that means. So sure it could be a big-ass tat across your back of a dolphin.....or one that you paint on the hood of your camaro and show up at your prom with? Or maybe you get a dozen 6 foot long inflatable helium ones and tie them to your car and drive through Times Square? Or get one of them turd twister plastic shape things and film your very own dolphin turd swimming in the porcelain bowl? Or maybe you simply make an origami one....but make the best damn dolphin origami the world has ever seen. You decide what you think is funny, but Johan and I will be the final judge (with some bmb peer input).

2. Contest goes till 11:59am Monday June 1 - winner announced at high noon

3. No limit on the number of entries per person - submit your photo or video (or link to pic / vid) in this thread

4. Sexual and/or S&M entries or any entries that in any way harm an actual dolphin will be disqualified and you'll have bad karma for 7 years

5. No entries can be illegal, malicious, or something that you need your parents' permission to do if you're under 18

This board will be someone's in 2 short weeks.....

First place, and winner of a 2010 CAPiTA Horrorscope - hlc123

Great contest Chappy. You got to laugh that PORTERS ran a contest on Burton's site giving away a CAPiTA Snowboard, Union Bindings and some Coal Headwear. Thank you Burton for hosting this event. Seriously.