Monday, April 20, 2009

employment inquiry


Got a resume today with this objective: "Gain employment in a warehouse or shipping facility, as well as gain additional warehousing skills."

He then lists his employment history as such:

8/14/07 to 10/11/08 Warehouse work, skateboard deck crew

2/3/07 to 4/24/07 Janitor cleaning office buildings

7/4/06 to 9/19/06 Laborer

1/7/06 to 3/28/06 Laborer

Cool right, then the dude throws this little gem in at the end. "I have narcolepsy for which I take medication. My frequent job changes in the past have been due to issues associated with my condition. When on medication I am able to be a productive worker and consistent in my attendance."


Hmmmm, you didn't take your meds during your last 4 jobs...we'll get to hiring you right away buddy.


5 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Hire me you Polish fuck or I'll sue yer ass!!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous8:05 AM

    that looks like an old picture of chappy passed out on the floor!

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  3. it does sound like if you don't hire this dude that you'll be discriminating...ADA OSHA ETC

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  4. photo somehow reminds me of your friend Tonto... not sure why

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  5. damn I shoulda applied.

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