That 18 hour travel day did me in! The bat wings I had from all that sitting killed me. As soon as I had the chance, I found a little store and got me some talcum powder to let my boys swing freely. Darron our Canadian distributer asked about the talcum powder and after I told him he said that he had something for me and wanted me to test out. SAXX. There this underwear that cradles your boys away in their own compartment in the skivvies so that there’s no rubbing and chaffing. This compartment is mesh lined too so your chestnuts aren’t roasting on an open fire or something like that. He said they were brand new skivs too and wanted my “feedback.” Well…seeing how every dipshit in the world with a computer is doing snowboard product reviews these days (not you Shay) I figured this might be my cup of tea.
Location:
Conditions: Nut Rash, 8 on a scale to 10
Setup: Saxx undies
First Impression: Sweet! Feels like a reach around.
Size: L 32-34
Overall Impression: Up to a couple of years ago I was strickly a tighty whitey guy until it was discovered you could get many more travel days out of a pair of colored ones. Then the upgrade came in the form of them longer tighty whiteys that were black and looked like Euro swimming suits.
YO’s Honesty Box: Sign me up, I’m a believer of separating nuts from the tree. I hope the dudes at Saxx snowboard, then maybe I can work a tradeout!
I know they say "when in Rome," but this is like whoa...
ReplyDeleteI feel gayer than usual right now.
I hate it when the ball bearings clank while snowshreddin. I have nuthuggers that ares strictly for mountain use. It's a good thing. I'd imagine you could splash a bunch of talcum in the nocket (nut-pocket) and really have a party.
ReplyDeleteI learn new things about balls everyday. Educating and you made me think about your balls.
ReplyDeleteI like the Yo honesty box and glad i'm not a dipshit :)
Classic. Thanks for spreading the knowledge.
ReplyDeletemy dream is closer to realization: to have a whole outfit consisting only of clothing whose labels have cock and/or ball logos:
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