Later Stash

Day one of the meeting, we got 80+ peeps lined up in this 400 year old theatre. Gums and Martino are giving the opening speech and they say “before we start we’d like to have Johan up here on stage.” Cool, jokes on me to start this meeting I think. They sit me down in a chair, which makes me think of a bachelor party. I put my hands under my legs and think to myself, so what if these chicks take off all my clothes on stage. Instead, they pull out a razor and shaving cream and say “this meeting ain’t starting till that thing leaves your face!” So like a good company guy, off it came. 9 weeks of growing that thing too. So now instead of having a shtick over there of that “American dude with a stash” I was the “big nose American dude.” I liked the stash name better.