Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Finger Banged


The Rome trips done, so it's back to the normal mind less shit...


When you turn 40 your supposed to go and get a full blown physical to check your half dead body out so they can tell you what’s gonna be wrong in the coming years. I said fuck it, what ever happens, let it happen. Till my Pops got diagnosed with something and said to get my ass in there and get checked. Which I did today. There’s a reason I put this off for a couple years, it’s the old fear of the finger in the ass. But I’ve heard it from a few people that they don’t need to do that anymore and can tell from blood work. So off I went at 9AM. Got weighed, pulled blood, talked family history and all. And just as we were wrapping things up and I was reaching for my coat, “uhh one more thing John. I need to check the front and back of you. Drop your pants.” I started laughing and go “man I can’t imagine you come to work looking forward to doing this!” “Nope, I don’t. And you know what? Even the gay guys don’t like it.” I was laughing so hard that I barely felt his arm go up me as I was facing the wall. I just wish he didn’t throw that Kleenex at me and say “here, clean yourself up” afterwords. I could of used a little sensitivity for Christs sake. Like a hug or something.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:31 PM

    "yo doc, you using the whole fist?"

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  2. Anonymous7:26 PM

    Sensitivity? Hug? How bout you just talk dirty to me or some shit.

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  3. Anonymous7:28 AM

    I can't believe you waited so long. I took my first go at when I was 20. I was in college, it was experimental!

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  4. Anonymous10:00 AM

    I feel way worse for that poor doc who jammed his finger up there. Poor bastard regrets years of medical school now. I'll bet he went home and hugged his wife a little longer that night.

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  5. sounds like sombody's fantasy to me... sure you weren't just dreaming?

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  6. Anonymous1:37 PM

    "too much cabbage"

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  7. Anonymous4:19 PM

    I heard that those don't even have a medical purpose. Just a power moves like to take with their patients.

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