I missed this one for Christmas for my ole lady, but she'll be gettin it for her birthday in Feb. Shhh don't tell her, it's gonna be a secret.
Artificial Virginity Hymen
USD 14.90
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Feature:
Easy to use - Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
- Soluble and expandable at body heat
- Clinically proven non-toxic to human
- No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
- Made in Japan
I'm against artificial hymens shipped form China and made in Japan. It's flooding the market with cheap ones made in Asian factories. Go USA! International Brotherhood of Hymen Busters #805.
ReplyDeletehahaha oh man...i love the clinically proven non-toxic to human part. Yep definitely wanna shove that up my crotch now.
ReplyDeleteDo they make the handheld version?
ReplyDeletegotta admit this is kinda weird.... and ive seen a lot of stuff online :)
ReplyDeleteGood god.
ReplyDeletemmmmn hymen juice
ReplyDeleteThey should make something for guys to simulate their first time too...oh wait, everytime is like the first time for me. Doh!
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