I love call outs like this from the blog "Youwillsoon." They need to do a poll of clowns to blacklist from snowboarding. I wonder who they' d call out....
I'd blacklist Johan's mustaches and nose, Tonto's relentless questions and chin, riders who enter rail contests, fixed gear bikes, tight pants, stupid Steven's Pass, chicks who won't get naked for me, and constipation from vicoden.
CARLSBAD, CA—Sources close to Shaun White confirm that the snowboarder spent an Xtremely lazy day in bed Wednesday, lethargically performing numerous inactivities with ease. White reportedly started the day in a goofy-faced stance with his feet firmly secured to his headboard, performed a body varial over the course of the next two hours in which he rotated 180 degrees and landed in an full belly sprawl, successfully transitioning through a never-before-attempted 720-degree spin through his bedding. "Shaun just makes his inertia work for him," said Burton Snowboard spokesperson Leigh Ault. "You can't learn that kind of thing. You just have to be born that relaxed." White's flawless run concluded when he grabbed the leading edge of his blaring clock radio, executed a hand plant on the snooze button, landed safely in a pile of pillows, and did not move from that position for the next 10 hours.
This is who I would ban, the world class pro snowboarder riding for Gene Simmons' New EXTREME company - thank god for this call out that Dan from Youwillsoon.com - f'in hilarious. Who the F is Ryan?
Shawn White, Jeremy Jones, Nima, J.P., Hammer, Scotty Arnold, Steve Fisher, John Jackson
ReplyDeleteshawn white, danny kass, darrel mathes, bozung, MFM, Travis Rice, josh sherman, Andreas Wigg, Matty Ryan, John Kooley and of course the DC board team
ReplyDeleteany white shredder that thinks he's balck and is from the 'hood need to be blacklisted. oh, and rome.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, blacklists are fucking stupid. Johan is such an authority figure, hahahahaha whadda kook.
ReplyDeleteYou'd be the first on.
ReplyDeleteI'd blacklist Johan's mustaches and nose, Tonto's relentless questions and chin, riders who enter rail contests, fixed gear bikes, tight pants, stupid Steven's Pass, chicks who won't get naked for me, and constipation from vicoden.
ReplyDeleteno scheckler, thank god cause that kid straight kills it check this link from last weekend. holy shit!!the first backside flip is fucking ridiculous.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=3&Itemid=40&frontpage=1&clipid=400&category=Contests
Word...playas like Travis Kennedy.
ReplyDeleteCARLSBAD, CA—Sources close to Shaun White confirm that the snowboarder spent an Xtremely lazy day in bed Wednesday, lethargically performing numerous inactivities with ease. White reportedly started the day in a goofy-faced stance with his feet firmly secured to his headboard, performed a body varial over the course of the next two hours in which he rotated 180 degrees and landed in an full belly sprawl, successfully transitioning through a never-before-attempted 720-degree spin through his bedding. "Shaun just makes his inertia work for him," said Burton Snowboard spokesperson Leigh Ault. "You can't learn that kind of thing. You just have to be born that relaxed." White's flawless run concluded when he grabbed the leading edge of his blaring clock radio, executed a hand plant on the snooze button, landed safely in a pile of pillows, and did not move from that position for the next 10 hours.
ReplyDeleteThis is who I would ban, the world class pro snowboarder riding for Gene Simmons' New EXTREME company - thank god for this call out that Dan from Youwillsoon.com - f'in hilarious. Who the F is Ryan?
ReplyDeleteCheck it:
http://www.nippermulberry.com/?p=829