From our buddys at Civil in RI:
Last night, father and son come into the store looking to buy a new deck for the son. Father suddenly notices the Consolidated "Ass Wizard" deck.
Father (to son): "Ass wizard, huh? Reminds me of your mother."
Son: "Dad!"
Father (to me): "We just got divorced."
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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