Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Sally Struthers

Hello there,

Right now, all over the world, snowboarders are hurting. They are suffering from shitty banger trick after banger trick figure skating type snowboard movies. Most of these movies lack the most basic maneuver in snowboarding, the METHOD. In many countries, kids will grow up thinking that they need to spin a 1440 in order to enjoy the slopes. We know different.



All that is needed is someone who will look into the eyes of a needy snowboarder and say, 'Watch CAP!TA’s FIRST KISS and see the light!'

Someone like YOU.

With each passing day, snowboarders are beginning to believe that bandana’s on your face or pants sagging down below your ass are the necessities to snowboard. Cut off from real information showing them the way, many shreds are forced to make choices about which essentials they should ride in: “should I wear a basketball jersey over my Gore-Tex coat,” or “I’m not going snowboarding today because it snowed 12” last night and the park will be full of new snow” or even worse “yea, jeans are sweet to ride in!” Choices no one should have to make. Despair takes the place of hope.

It doesn't have to be this way. Right now, living, breathing shreds need your help. Please, look deep into your heart and make the decision to become a CAP!TA FIRST KISS movie owner and for as little as $20 a movie, you can help stop the suffering and give deserving snowboarders a better life today, and a chance for the future.

3 comments:

  1. A good method looks better than most spins, can these young kids even do methods anymore? Dont get me started on the jeans and the need to actually sew them tightly around the boot.

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  2. There's an entire method section in the movie, followed by handplants. It's pretty dope. Tyler's got a method!

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  3. Anonymous11:36 AM

    blue, lepore, lynn
    method hall of rad

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