Paris vs. Lindsey vs. Britney vs. Nichole

I don't know about you, but I'm over reading about these douche bags in the news all the time. I wish they'd go and put a couple of rails up their nose, throw back a couple bottles of Crystal, find some DJ or Dildo back up singer to knock them up, then drive out to some pond and put on a couple of short outfits and....fight!