Good start

Flight from Sea Town to Euroland leaves at 1PM. Hor Hey and I plan to show up with carry on luggage before 11 as we follow the rules as far as being there 2 hours early. I get there before him and jump into the line. Usually the lines on Saturday going oversea’s are retarded, today the only thing retarded about the line is the midget family of three standing knee high in front of me. Weird I think, but man would I love to be a midget flying and have all that room. Text George that the lines good and instantly he yells at me from behind that the kiosk is wide open. Bamn, that saved 20min’s of waiting and staring at the heads of the little folk. Thru the security check point in less than 2 min’s as my gold status on Alaska wisks us thru, proving once again the worth of status. It’s now 11:05AM and we belly up to the bar for a couple of “double” bloodys and some fish taco’s, along the way passing two more midgits. What the fuck? 5 in less than 15 minuites. We peep these 5 hoe’s that are getting their drink on obviously going some where to party. Vegas baby for the bachelorette party. We laugh at them knowing their all gonna get their asses taxed there by some Chipendales stud. Board the plane with 6 rented Blockbuster movies but no need as NW Air has the new head rest seat tv’s. First up, a Heinikan and Blades of Steel. We were two idiots laughing our asses off watching that deal. It’s as good as Talladaga Nights, that’s for sure. Second feature, Mr. Bud and the sensitive guy movie Garden State, then off to the blood bath of 300 to finish things up. 9 hours later, 5 beers, 2 bloody marys, 3 movies and 2 Rep Forecasts later we land in Amsterdam. Not one to break tradition, we’ll treat ourselves to a fresh Heiny and a sausage roll.