Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris out of jail, Tackledbox EXCLUSIVE!


Seattle -- Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early today because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the remainder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriff's spokesman said.
"I can't specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that, yes, Paris and I texted at length on this " said The-Tackledbox's Nose Dradamous.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:37 AM

    This dirty whore should get a dildo shaped like Nose Tremendous' Nose.

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  2. Anonymous1:26 PM

    This is a big deal on the news. We now have lost 3500 soldiers in the Mid East but Paris is more important. She is a piece of shit.

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  3. How dare YOU! Paris gives hope to us people with mundane lifes.

    BTW, have you ever watched her exercise vid? She has this awesome head bobbing routine.

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  4. Anonymous3:31 PM

    www.tmz.com is going fucken crazy with this shit. dudes are busting nuts left and right. i love the picture of her stuffed in the back of a cop car crying away. i'd grudge stuff her right here right now, but i'd double wrap my dong. she's got the hiv for sure.

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