So this is the type of trip this vacation to
The place we're going to, no surf, close to PV, people and lots of them....Strike one.
Anyway, up at 5:30AM, roll to the airport. Packed with all April kids vacation family’s just like us. Go to the ticket counter and "yes I know Mr. Malkoski you’re an Alaska Gold Card Member but we don't have any seats reserved for you." Strike two.
Next up..."Daaaad, my tummy hurts." "Go see your Mum." PUKE. All over the aisle. Yes we were that family. Strike three.
Land in P.V. and over the loud speaker, “Malkoski, please see the baggage claim.” Seems as though my bag with my surfboards fins, my shorts, flip flops or anything is still in
“Honey, we’re on the ground floor, I like it that way, and then we can cruise right to the pool.” “Ok honey, what ever you want.” Open up room 1040 and see 1 bed for 4 of us. “At least the room has a hot tub in it.” “????” Strike 5
“AHHHHHH the toilets over flowing all over the floor! Call the front desk!” Strike 6
I’m looking forward to getting sun poison now and Montezuma’s revenge. It’s in my cards for sure. Fuck it; I’m making an executive decision. I’m “that guy” at the bar getting sauced the rest of the week and coming home with some henna tattoo’s and my back hair in corn rows. Watch out.
fuck yeah bro
ReplyDeleteat least you got a cool pic of a guy wearing an eyepatch for shorts.
ReplyDeletehas chevy chase or robin williams called you for the screen play for their next bomb of a movie?
ReplyDeletekids and puke go together, at least you didnt redo the entire basement carpet and within an hour you have both kids puking on the carpet before you even got to walk barefoot on the damn thing
ReplyDeleteOff topic...I was watching "American Hardcore" last night and WHAT THE FUCK IS MOBY DOING IN THAT VID?
ReplyDeleteIs that the dude's diaphram or what?
ReplyDeleteDude, that guy is the spitting image of Gumby.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I keep looking at his eye patch and touching myself?
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