AK Quotes

“You know what the number 1 cause of eagle deaths is? Drowning. Eagles have barbed talons and when they go after to big of fish, they get pulled under.”

“Sean Dog, what’s your last name?” “Dog!”

“Look at that satellite dish, it’s pointed towards the ground and not up like we have it in Seattle. You know why? We’re so far north!”

“She may look big in clothes, but when she get’s naked she’s well proportioned. Plus she likes lingerie.”

“I think it’s a law up here in Alaska that you CAN’T pick up your dogs shit.”