Mustache March

Pathfinder Jered called it the morning of the cat trip. March 1rst is the official start of Mustache March. Join another dimension in life and experience all that a mustache will open doors too. Seriously, if you didn’t know, there’s a secret society of mustache goers. Like the Illuminati or Free Masons and shit. I’ve always been the type to run one during the month of September because it’s when we ship all our shit out. Me being a box packer extraordinaire, I like to don the “stash” to really put me into that migrant warehouse worker state of mind. Shit, I even throw away my license and call the I.N.S. and report ourselves as having illegal’s working for us so I can run for the fence for the hell of it when they come in searching. Running a stash all March is gonna be some next level shit. Hopefully this will encourage more business like behavior like wearing a suit, getting a manicure, golfing or any of that other stupid shit. Here’s to opening up new doors with a fur ridden lip.