A buddy from DC rings me up right after SIA and goes "yea, um our new DC shred Lauri Heiskari is driving his rig and snowmobile up to Seattle and needs to park if for a week while he flys back to who the hell knows where but anyway you know where he can safely park it?" "Shit yea dude, have him throw it in my front yard." 3 weeks later, the monstrosity is still in my front yard. I look out the other day to see one of my rats freestyling on the thing. Yea...safely parked alright.
The "Rat" looks like the fur wearing, Chaka lookin kid from Road Warrior that kills people with the frisbee. All I'm sayin is careful and watch your back, man.
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