C3 Christmas party last night at Via Tribunalli, and par for the course we all got wasted. When I rolled in at 10AM this morning and saw that I was one of the first here and figured this email was appropriate to Mr. Bittermint:
Hope the HANGOVER is going well guys! Looking forward to seeing all the changes to the COMPANY after you 2 genius' analyzed everything over 50 cocktails.
Things are great here! Phones are ringing off the hook and I'm the only one in the office! Stoked!
Bruce – Not answering phones trying to get rep checks cut
Bob – Playing Bob the builder downstairs
Taylor – Packing orders, making C3 money.
Coal Dept – Still in Outer Space
Blue - A text message @ 1:48AM said: "Don’t worry about it. Me and Logan will pick up the slack for all you married dudes. Easy style.”
George – Already put his 20 hours in the office this week, taking the rest of the week off. Must be too tired from all the IM’s.
Logan – See above with Blue. Pulling chicks obviously.
Dustin – Pulling stick. Obviously.
Happy Fucking Haunikkka Dickheads
Things are great here! Phones are ringing off the hook and I'm the only one in the office! Stoked!
Bruce – Not answering phones trying to get rep checks cut
Bob – Playing Bob the builder downstairs
Taylor – Packing orders, making C3 money.
Coal Dept – Still in Outer Space
Blue - A text message @ 1:48AM said: "Don’t worry about it. Me and Logan will pick up the slack for all you married dudes. Easy style.”
George – Already put his 20 hours in the office this week, taking the rest of the week off. Must be too tired from all the IM’s.
Logan – See above with Blue. Pulling chicks obviously.
Dustin – Pulling stick. Obviously.
Happy Fucking Haunikkka Dickheads
Is George part Chineese? If not why does he have so many chins?
ReplyDeletethat's it?? no highlights from the evening?? dogsh!t!
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