Every September I grow a nasty ass mustache because it makes me feel like I’m a migrant worker, which makes me want to work in a warehouse and pack boxes. So September being our biggest shipping month, I want to feel, look and work like a dude with out working papers, standing on the corner, waiting to be picked up in a truck to go do some manny labor. Then in October I go back to the sales guy at the computer and phone, fucking off typing stupid emails and blog posts. Like this one.
that's so *ucking gross.....i think i just threw up a little in my mouth...you've never had one like that....i think i'll wear my
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shirt out tonight in your honor.
that picture looks like a bunch of coked-up porn stars from the 70's
ReplyDeleteThat mustache was inspired by the Eagles Of Death Metal dude. You should see when I rock the half shirt.
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