Went to this sensitive guy show last night, Jose Gonzales. It's kind of sappy but good none the least, or maybe I'm just getting old or even going queer. Who the hell knows, but it ain't no Pennywise, right Sabatella? There were tons of messy haired dudes dressed up in the sensitive guy attire ready to hold hands with another Polo shirt collar up dude while the chicks were decked out thinking there going to get a piece of the singer but he was thinking about getting a piece of their dudes, so no-one won. I find my space near the bar, get my lean on while sipping on countless High Life's when some fat ass pony tailed pile starts to space invade. First he's like 2 feet in front of me, then starts backing his shit up and just about hits my beer. I start getting pissed, looking the dude up and down from the back ready to smack his stupid ass with my beer bottle. Then I look down and the dudes hand is by his ass and a mere inch or two from my packy. I'm like "HEY GUY, your getting a little close here buddy!" Dude turns around and behold it ain't no pony tail guy, it's a fat broad. I start laughing out loud and the shim (she-him) gets disgusted and walks away.Problem solved, sensitively of course.
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