C3-eeliz gets high, buys wicked eXtreme Pogo Stick Company.

Seattle, WA - Fa-lie-Bar, today announced that the company has been acquired by C3-eeliz.
According to a press release in Transworld Pogosticking, "The founders of each company, Benjewman Pellikneegrow and Johan Malkoski, forged an agreement over the fact that they share a similar mindset and passion for their respective gnar bar sports."
"Benny and I have approached the direction of our companies with the same mindset: letting the blind lead the blind," says Johan, head janitor and radiCOAL daredevil tester at C3-eeliz. "Our identical philosophies on product development are what make this relationship so natural. As we learn more from each other, eXtreme pogo sticks and C3-eeliez can only get better."
About the future, Benny was giddy saying "just think when we figure out how to put there wheels on our pogo sticks. The shits gonna go thru the SICKTOR Scale! Anyone got Dave Hatchets number?"